Lawakwei Today - 10 Perkara tak ingin di dengar semasa pembedahan

Ada beberapa perkara yang tak ingin kita dengan sewaktu terlantar dalam bilik pembedahan...

so avoid being concious during sugery. ;) 

1 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damm! page 84 of the manual book is missing !

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy

6 Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

7 “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”

8 wait a minute! if this is his heart, then what’s that?

9 “You know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, he’s got two of them”

10 What do you mean “You want a divorce?”gh.

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